Honorable Mention Joke
Submitted by the "Bear",
Instructions on How to Clean your Toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup
of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl
2. Pick up the cat and soothe
him while you carry him towards the bathroom
3. In one smooth movement, put the
cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make
ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come
from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this
5. Flush the toilet three or four times…This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse"
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off
9. Both the commode and the cat will be Sparkling Clean!
